"Fetuses have rights, too!"

protego-et-servio:

In order to have rights - that pertain to US laws - you have to be a citizen of the US. 

To be a US citizen you either:

  • have to be born in the US
  • born to US citizens (if born abroad)
  • pass a citizenship test.  

Fetuses are the “pre-born.”

So, nope, fetuses do not have any rights in the US. :)

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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via meoru)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

permissiontogoafterhim:

[x]

SAMUEL L JACKSON IS WATCHING YOU

NO SPOILERS

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

permissiontogoafterhim:

[x]

SAMUEL L JACKSON IS WATCHING YOU

NO SPOILERS

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laughterneverdies:

I love that Nikolaj is like I don’t even know you people and then there’s Peter who looks like he’s just standing there screaming

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laughterneverdies:

I love that Nikolaj is like I don’t even know you people and then there’s Peter who looks like he’s just standing there screaming

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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

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motivationator:


crosnealkin:

Wow

 my heart just dropped.. tbh I was expecting something entirely different.

motivationator:

crosnealkin:

Wow

 my heart just dropped.. tbh I was expecting something entirely different.

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We talked into the night. The kind of talk that seemed important until you discover girls.

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We talked into the night. The kind of talk that seemed important until you discover girls.

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